A Completely Scientific and Totally Serious Assessment
⚠️ Caution: This is a parody test for entertainment purposes only. Completion of all items on this test will likely result in confusion, laughter, or mild existential crisis. Not actually a measure of anything real.
Instructions: Click the checkboxes next to items you have done, thought about doing, or would consider doing in an alternate universe. Be honest... or don't, we're not the boss of you.